First try!

I declare my first piss through Spot to be a rousing success!

[goes to find towels]

Yup. Success.

[towelling off the floor]

Definitely a success.

[same for the walls… my socks… the ceiling…]

…Okay, so just FYI, might wanna try this in a bathtub first. S’like a thumb over a garden hose, over here.

I kinda wonder what in the world this hotel’s housekeeping staff thinks I’m even doing in here when I’m not guiltily tipping them.