I’ve been drinking water and soda literally all day because *I can’t wait* to try this out again, every time.
The way the skin of the shaft goes taut and bulges in my grip as the piss rushes through inside of it… The urges to whip it out and go anywhere I want, anytime I want…
GIDDY AAAAA. HOW DO ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER GET USED TO THIS.
I declare my first piss through Spot to be a rousing success!
[goes to find towels]
Yup. Success.
[towelling off the floor]
Definitely a success.
[same for the walls… my socks… the ceiling…]
…Okay, so just FYI, might wanna try this in a bathtub first. S’like a thumb over a garden hose, over here.
I kinda wonder what in the world this hotel’s housekeeping staff thinks I’m even doing in here when I’m not guiltily tipping them.
Chinchilla Meat 