OHHH~~
I GOT NO TUBES TO HOLD ME DOWN~
TO MAKE ME SQUIRM
OR MAKE ME FROWN~
(Something something… rest of words…)
THERE ARE NO TUBES IN ME~~
Y’all this is AMAZING. I can *pee.* And there’s no pain. I CAN PEE STANDING UP AGAIN.
I keep reaching to pick up a catheter bag when I stand up and there’s
not :3
one 83
there 8D
In other news, this was my follow-up appointment with Dr. Chen today in a nutshell:
DR: We’re going to need you to stay here in San Francisco a while yet. No going home early, sorry.
GERBIL: Haroo. 😦
DR: But you’re healing from your urethral reconstruction like a champ!
GERBIL: Hooray! 😀
DR: You need to keep your catheter in another week, though. Need to give that surgery site some time to recover.
GERBIL: Haroo. 😦
DR: But we can cap the end off and have you start re-teaching your bladder how to hold onto urine again! Just unplug the cap and hold it over the toilet when you need to go. Then you can gradually switch over to using your phallus!
GERBIL: Hooray! 😀
DR: That about covers it for now. Any questions for me?
GERBIL: Hoor– oh. wait. naw, I’m good.
I’ve been drinking water and soda literally all day because *I can’t wait* to try this out again, every time.
The way the skin of the shaft goes taut and bulges in my grip as the piss rushes through inside of it… The urges to whip it out and go anywhere I want, anytime I want…
GIDDY AAAAA. HOW DO ANY OF YOU GUYS EVER GET USED TO THIS.
Just used my first public urinal in 34 years without fear of a messy catastrophe.
Merry freakin’ Independence Day, everyone. [hearts]
Another from the main blog. I have a new reason to celebrate the holiday!
Chinchilla Meat 