As of yesterday:

OHHH~~
I GOT NO TUBES TO HOLD ME DOWN~
TO MAKE ME SQUIRM
OR MAKE ME FROWN~
(Something something… rest of words…)
THERE ARE NO TUBES IN ME~~

Y’all this is AMAZING. I can *pee.* And there’s no pain. I CAN PEE STANDING UP AGAIN.

I keep reaching to pick up a catheter bag when I stand up and there’s