I was surprised tonight by this welcome-home / dick-quisition party / sausage fest (no, really, there was a bunch of sausage there to stuff in your mouth, if you so chose), including a dong crown made of glitter, pom-poms, and felt, a show-and-tell with Spot for any interested parties, more phallic-shaped sugar treats than you could shake a gigantic dong lollipop at, and dick puns. Lordy, the *dumptrucks* full of dick puns.
I was even given a rubber chicken, so my new arm wouldn’t be lonely!
Youguyyys. I have the best friends.~ [heart hands to you all, you know who you are]
From over on the main blog. ‘Cause sometimes you need to celebrate the little victories.