Ugh, my heart goes out to you! Bodies can be jerks sometimes, especially when healing, can’t they?
The one upside to being cath’ed, at least, that I heard from a nurse watching me after my second surgery fix: “Now you can watch the Lord of the Rings extended versions back to back, and not have to get up to use the bathroom even once! You’d never miss a thing.”
So… silver linings, I guess? Best wishes back to you in the meantime! We’ll get through this. :3